Personal Support Dipshit
August 4, 2024
Down the street, an older woman largely confined to a wheelchair receives regular visits from a PSW. This PSW, when done tending to her client, without fail, keeps her dipshit mask on as she leaves the house and makes her way to her car. Because this PSD (Personal Support Dipshit) cares deeply about her clients’ health. You can never be too careful with dangerous and potentially fatal airborne viruses floating around. Especially when dealing with the sick and the elderly.
The PSD then gets behind the wheel, starts her car and drives off. Flying from the car, naturally, is a Ukraine flag. But only a Ukraine flag. One can only ask where her Palestinian flag is. Perhaps it blew away in the wind. She probably ordered a replacement online, but is still awaiting delivery as the supplier struggles to fill all the back orders from the many terrorist sympathizers out there.
The combination of the dipshit mask and the flag leaves little doubt that the PSD is fully up to date on her boosters. What’s the current tally these days? Eight? Ten? Maybe a dozen? Whatever the case, this PSD doesn’t have long to live. Even if she doesn’t drop dead while tending to one of her clients, she’ll soon be diagnosed with an advanced stage of cancer and will be facing some painful and agonizing treatments in the weeks and months to follow. That is, assuming she hasn’t already been diagnosed. Let us hope her affairs are in order and that she has a will in place. Her family needs as few burdens as possible to deal with during their time of grief.
In the meantime, however, at the end of her shift, she’ll return home and turn on the news. CBC is her favorite. You have to be careful what you believe with others, but in an age where dangerous misinformation is lurking around every street corner, Canada’s public broadcaster is the one impartial voice whose message you can trust absolutely and unconditionally.
Having been fully informed of the day’s events, she faithfully tunes into the Olympics. While rooting on the Canadians and joining in as they sing O Canada when they get a medal, she fumes about all those far-right extremists who have been shamefully using the Olympics as a platform to advance their agenda of bigotry. Diversity is a strength and needs to be celebrated, as the organizers did during the opening ceremonies. She still can’t believe that people who call themselves Christians would be so intolerant.
And the vile commentary she’s read after that women’s boxing match makes her want to cry. The winner has no reason to apologize. Trans rights are human rights and she still can’t believe that in today’s day and age, trans women are still struggling to defend their right to participate against other women, even after receiving all the gender-affirming care available to them. The other boxer was just being a whiny sore loser. She lost, fair and square, not to a man, but to another woman. That’s all there is to it.
This is exactly why those bigots need to be censored. There is no room for hate on any platform. She said as much when she wrote to her Liberal MP in support of their proposed Online Harms Act. Lifetime imprisonment is absolutely necessary. This is even one of those cases where she would support the return of capital punishment.
Needing a bite to eat, she uses a commercial break to dash off to the kitchen. She hasn’t eaten much all day. Her last meal was at the McDonald’s drive-thru several hours ago. There, she hastily takes off her dipshit mask and wolfs down a few cold leftovers from the fridge before putting her dipshit mask back on and hurrying back to the TV.
Women’s boxing is back on. She leans forward and stares intensely at the screen. She can’t wait for the match to start.
Michelle Tyson vs. Georgina Foreman.
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