 Only those “reasponsible” with a “licsence” need apply |
 Two “ouncie” “burguers” |
 When you need to visit the “pharmary” |
 Eat your “vegtables” |
 Closed “do” to construction |
 So many “vendar’s” to choose from |
 Or try a “quater” pounder |
 Something to do on a lazy “Sataday” |
 Don’t be one of the “violaters” |
 Feel like a “sangwich?” |
 Gift certificates “availble” |
 Limited “capicity” |
 Closed on “Twesda” |
 Enjoy a “smootie” |
 Just needs a coat of “ashphalt” |
 And a “Happ” New Year as well |
 Wishing for a “sandwish” |
 Someone isn’t ready for “Febuary” |
 That’s their “maximun” |
 Live a “healty” lifestyle |