Misspelled Signs

Only those “reasponsible” with a “licsence” need apply	Two “ouncie” “burguers”	When you need to visit the “pharmary”	Eat your “vegtables”
Closed “do” to construction	So many “vendar’s” to choose from	Or try a “quater” pounder	Something to do on a lazy “Sataday”
Don’t be one of the “violaters”	Feel like a “sangwich?”	Gift certificates “availble”	Limited “capicity”
Closed on “Twesda”	Enjoy a “smootie”	Just needs a coat of “ashphalt”	And a “Happ” New Year as well
Wishing for a “sandwish”	Someone isn’t ready for “Febuary”	That’s their “maximun”	Live a “healty” lifestyle