Misspelled Signs

“Competetive” rates	Fresh “mussles”	Buy your own “expresso” machine	Many people believe in “accupuncture”
I look “foreward” to some better spelling	Show off your “motercycle”	Soak in the “jaccuzzi”	Contact your “representitive”
See you on “Wednessday”	See you at the “Chrismas” party	Check out their “progams”	I prefer it be “pasterized”
Don’t forget our “heros”	Something to “celebate”	Pick up your “souveniers”	Some “assemably” required
Dried “canberries”	One or two “silces”?	“Ceiebrate” life	Get the most “intrest”