A CUPee Worker
October 28, 2013
While patching holes on the street in front of my house todayA city worker left something else behind during his stay
He turned towards the house and unzipped his fly
Urinating in broad daylight, discretion he didn’t even try
A big puddle next to the asphalt remains for all to see
We don’t need to see a union card to know that he’s a member of CUPee
To 311, a call has been made to report the offending fellow
“You’ve got to be kidding,” the operator said with a bellow
It’s not just dogs who lift their legs and let loose with a yellow stream
Humans are just as bad, or so it would seem
It’s a story that’s getting old
About how some pigs are growing ever more bold
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