Ode to the Call of Nature
July 15, 2013
In the middle of the summer heatA couple of guys took a leak on the street
In front of the house, they each unzipped their fly
And watched the yellow stream go by
In broad daylight, they stood and watered their tire
With a liquid that would corrode a wire
They drove away leaving nothing but a puddle
As a memento of their brief little huddle
Such pigs we have in our fair city
It really is such a pity
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