18 Sep

Ode to the Provincial Election

It’s Greg and Hugh, both wanting to be your honey
While bribing you with your own money
Under the NDP, the financial house needs mending
Yet Selinger brags about his wild spending
Throwing money at Chipman and building a 30,000-seat saloon
Flood victims struggle and roads crumble, making him look like a buffoon
We turn to McFadyen, a man with no substance at all
Yet can smile wide when you meet him in a store or mall
He stands for nothing despite many a plea
His only redeeming quality is that he’s not a member of the NDP
If asked whether two plus two equals four, he would stop and lament
Then issue a statement that read “no comment”
Manitobans need a real option
Not more taxes and spending or an unknown concoction