30 Jun

Ding-Dong, The Witch Is Gone

There was once a premier named Wynne
The way she ran the province was a sin

She ruled with an iron hand, ignoring every woman and man
And down our throats she shoved her radical leftist plan

Economic ruin and record debt are what she’ll be remembered for
It’s why Ontario voters showed her the door

Anyone who disliked her was homophobic, or so she would often say
A lame attempt to deflect the many slings and arrows which came her way

May Doug Ford’s tenure be long
Ding-dong, the witch is gone!