15 Jul

Ode to the Call of Nature

In the middle of the summer heat
A couple of guys took a leak on the street

In front of the house, they each unzipped their fly

And watched the yellow stream go by

In broad daylight, they stood and watered their tire

With a liquid that would corrode a wire

They drove away leaving nothing but a puddle

As a memento of their brief little huddle

Such pigs we have in our fair city

It really is such a pity